Finally (from Todd), a safe alternative...... |
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| So you love eating shit, but you're afraid of the risks. No need to be afraid any longer, I Can't Believe it's Not Shit!!! is made with all organic natural ingredients, no animal or animal byproducts used. It's safe, convenient, and most importantly, it really TASTES LIKE SHIT!! |  |
- Now in Regular, Chunky, and extra Creamy!! - Coming Soon in new flavors: extra stinky, corn, and extra corn. - Soon available in a convenient squeeze bottle (I can't believe it's not Diarrhea!!) |
Customer Testimonial from a shit loving Housewife!! |
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We donate 10% of our product to feed shit to the homeless!! |
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I'm a shit loving housewife, and I think this is a great product. Sometimes when Skip is at work, I get an urge for a big pile of shit. Well no more ugly incidents in public bathrooms for me. I walk down to the Big Y and get a couple of tubs of I Can't Believe it's Not Shit, go home and munch away. It's great!! I like it on a Triscuit!!
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